I was trying to be metaphorical, dunderhead. What use would I have for actual groceries?
You never let me have my dramatics.
Tiffany Day
The next text came through after a long pause where Theophania battled with her autocorrect, which wanted badly for her to say Uggs.
I can imagine they’ll be talking it over for the next century.
Tiffany Day
SUCK MY PEEPEE